One night I was at a friend’s, smoking in his basement. No one as in the house except for his little sister. He went upstairs to get some food and overheard his sister on the phone with his mom complaining about a smell in the house. Obviously, he freaked out. We hid the bong, sprayed a shit ton of febreez, and ran for the door. We didn’t want to be there when his mom came home. The second we touched the door knob, it turned, opened, and his mom walked in. She just said “so, where were you smoking?”
today i decided to skip out of school because i was tired i remebered i had some bud my friends then came over afterschool decided to blaze more i dont know why but now we are laughing to the phantom of the opera music of the Night So High.
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Jeezy – Way Too Gone Lyrics
I was so high last weekend that my fingers ran away and I lost my nose I thought my ears were in my mouth and had to re find them on the side of my head but only found one. I became a T-rex when walking/staggering back to the front door only to not be able to climb the stairs because “Dino’s don’t do stair’s…rawwwr” my almost as high as me boyfriend had to carry me up the stairs only for me to get into the next set to become a wolf and climb up the stairs on all fours then back to human quickly because my boyfriends 9yr old cousin and sister came out of their rooms and I thought they were the police so i covered my mouth and marched literally into the bathroom that leads to the door to my boyfriends room but i still couldn’t walk so I fell over everything but somehow untied my shoes and placed them neatly in front of me at the end of the bed to only keep switching back from human to wolf and my tail kept wagging ( I wear I tail ) then once our friend left I layed down only to run in place in bed for some reason and have this awful realizion that I had forgot how to stop moving and running in bed which my bf had to manually stop my legs one at a time which i exclaimed “I’m like gears of a clock” then passed out - So High -
— Myself (caylen/dante’) - Last weekend
One time I got so high , I thought I was walking through a magical forest. ” So High “
Once I was so high I jumped on my friend and started humping him then he fell down. So High
one time i was so high with some buddies. i told the guy in the passenger seat to make sure the bong doesnt spill. after driving passed a cop and having to stop next to him at a red light we turn off the main road. once back on the main road and driving i look over and say “bro… has that been there the whole time?” refering to the bong in his lap.