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So this guy was srs fucked ,and he had the ‘soup’ on the hand (polen with tobacco) and was asking for a paper for a long time, and for some reason he feels his hand dirty and then procceeds to clean the hand with soup in his pants and then he just stares blankly at what the fuck he did in silence untill someone lost his shit and started joking with him
So me and my good friend ‘Mr.Big Shot’ (Its is nickname because he acts real funny when he is blazed) were sleeping at another friends house and we only had about 1,5g and some more hash, bla bla, so after smoking some good ones at the windows sitting in chairs out of nothing he begins making all these fucked up gestures and trance dance moves and me and the other friend are laughing so fucking hard at his trip but he just keeps doing it like NOTHINGS WRONG IM TELLING you he just keeps feelin his dance and what not meanwhile im almost pissing myself and he stops and stares at us and simply does that half smile bullshit he always does, and we tried not to laugh but it just was so intense
One time I smoked at a friends house, it was one of my first times smoking. I ended up laying down on the garage floor and in my mind I felt like an astronaut. I felt like I was saturns ring or something. Next thing I know I wake up smiling in my own puke and proceeded to drive to McDonalds.
So High.
One time i was so fucked i got home , made cereals , went to my bedroom , placed the bowl in the nightstand in order to take my clothes off, after taking them off i lay down on the bed and go asleep without eating the cereal
At 4 am i woke up and saw that there and i was like well i aint getting up
So me and my friends were high walking down the street. it was about 11 pm and there were no cars anywhere except for a couple that were parked on the street. so we passed this car, and i stopped, turned around to face the car. and looked at it with my eyes squinted. i asked it if it just honked at me even though no one was in the car. walked up to it turned around and mooned it. Pants to the ground. My friends told me to stop but i said “NO, this guy just honked at me.”
We went on with the night but i forgot to pull my pants up the entire night. my ass was hanging all the way out all the way until i went home. (even when we had the munchies and walked into kroger.)
— gr8 night
One time I was smoking in my bathroom and I was thinking about how it never smelled for more than 15 minutes after so I thought there must be a little wizard that lives in the cabinet under the sink and comes out after I smoke and uses his magic to make the smell go away. He was about the size of a deck of cards and he had a magical wooden scepter and a floor length cloak with a hat like Gandalf’s. I was imagining myself having a conversation with him and I was so grateful of this little wizard that didn’t even exist. So high.
One time I was so high that I thought the hairs from my beard were mini worms moving. So High